lmao at tiny bunny

So Claude is in his crate and the minions of Satan are running loose. Queen Mab has the ability to jump up onto anything and loves to flaunt her superpowers to Linux. So she's on top of Claude's crate and Linux is running around and stopping to look up at her, all the while seeming as though he's saying "me too, me too, i'm too little to get up there. help me up!!!". Yes, I know I'm anthropomorphizing, but that really does seem to be what his behaviour indicates. Sometimes he will turn and look at me and back at Mab as if to say, pick me up i can't do it i'm too little.
So Queen Mab has decided that Claude is interesting and she wants to beat him up. Linux is her bodygaurd. But last night while she was sleeping on the air vent to cool off, Linux was resting next to Claude's crate. There may be hope that they will all get along. Claude still needs to lose the testicles before I get them all together.

his first bath

Well, dirty bunny got a bath today. He was pretty good about the whole thing. My roomie, the mommy of the family, "supervised" the proceedings after googling how to bath a bunny. lol. I would have done it, but I didn't need to.

He's almost dry now. I started to use the blow dryer on air, but he asked me very politely to please stop. No biting or kicking, just a few licks like Linux.

Right now he's playing dead bunneh. Pics soon from bath time.

day one

So his name is Claude. He has a tiny french mustache and that's what Zachary has decided his name will be. I don't think Zac knew about the little french mustache before he came up with the name. Brought Claude home last night and he chilled on the bed for an hour or so. He's really filthy. Going to get a bath sometime this weekend. Hopefully when it's not chilly like it is today. I know, 80 some degrees in the first week of August in DC. Weird.
Anyway. After he was done chilling, he went to introduce himself to Queen Mab and Linux. Mab told him in no uncertain terms to get the hell away from her crate or she would beat him up. Then she went to pout in the corner and Linux was her knight in shining armor. Teeny tiny Linux would nip at the cage and Claude would still try to see what was going on. He seems very non-alpha.
Put Claude and Mab in the bathroom together and he was very submissive to her. Now I know for sure that she's a bossy bitch. lol

he's here

the night before

In a mere twelve hours I will be getting a new rabbit. He doesn't have a name, but I'm thinking of names from the Redskins roster of the 80's. Dave Butz, Joe Jacoby, Riggins, etc. He's tricolor, about 2 years old, and I'm told he's a sweetie pie. We'll see.
I'm getting a new bunny because the ones I have hate me. Not all animals hate me. Three cats, a dog, and even a fish in my household all love me. It's like a battle of who can get my attention first when I come home. Then I go to my room and get all the hate. Linux doesn't hate me, he would rather I not try to pet him. He may be under the impression I want to eat him. Mab is the one that truly hates me. And I have the scars to prove it.
Just so you know, I will be posting pics of all the animals. Most likely these pics will be taken by Sage. She's the 12 yr old in the house. Most amazing artist and photographer. I hope to be featured in some of these pics. As I shrink, I look better and better. Yay phentermine.